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    October 21

    完美的中间状态、摊煎饼的董嘉耀和聪明的面包机

    这让我想起一月份的时候在某篇日记里说:勤于洗澡而懒得擦润肤油,导致胳膊上干燥得伤痕累累。如果把每天洗澡的次数减半,用节省下的时间来擦油……这样安排我的美容日程应该更加合理。 不过大家都是很不容易在一种执着和另一个懈怠之间找到平衡。
     
    又到了在洗澡和擦油当中纠结的月份。
     
    说到损人,真的不是这个意思。吴侬软语的上海姐姐和堵在西直门立交桥上的轰鸣的Porsche一样炫彩迷人。只是我更欣赏热衷于"低调奢华,锦衣夜行"的女生,有才而且爱美。娓娓地说起黑衣大食,白衣大食的时候与她迷恋名牌包包一样可爱至极。
     
    频繁引用自己说过的话真是过瘾啊。
     
    没有完美的中间状态,只有完美的偏执。
     
    BTW,thx CH,季诺的羊排好吃呀...就是太练牙^_^
     
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    董嘉耀主持“军情观察室”的动作真的很像摊煎饼,在饼铛上浇一勺面糊,打一个鸡蛋,抹一圈,刷辣酱,撒葱花,放薄脆,切一切,折一折,循环往复,不厌其烦。我觉得董嘉耀应该不是吃煎饼长大的,怎么会模仿得这么到位。
     
    晚上烤面包的时候突发奇想,如果我说的每一句话,和写的每一篇文章都可以装进一个电脑里,整理一下,计算出我的思维方式,然后把这个思维方式复制n遍,装进我用的电器里头,让它们跟我对话,应该蛮好玩的。
     
    比方我和Tefal的面包机说:给我烤片面包吧。
     
    它回答说:都10点了!
     
    我说:没事儿,你烤吧。
     
    它很不耐烦地说:你会后悔的!
     
    然后就烤好了。
     
    我跟Shuffle说:来,给大爷唱个小曲儿。
     
    Shuffle说:大爷想听什么呀?
     
    我:黄英的《映山红》。
     
    Shuffle:......太高,我嗓子哑了,你自己唱罢。
     
    Loneliness is not a crime, it's for fun.

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    Bing Xwrote:
    给大爷唱个小曲儿……某年同车回家时听过这句话……
    Oct. 22

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